Quickies

We’re Running Out of Movie Titles

In a world….

B. C. Heneghan
1 min readOct 4, 2022

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Oh look — a new shipment of streaming movies has arrived! Photo: Photo by Pixabay on Pexels.

While browsing online the other day using my Amazon Fire TV Stick, looking for movies to watch, I came across a movie named Lethal Virus.

That’s it. Companies are now cranking out so much content, they can’t be bothered with decent names anymore.

Lethal Virus.

It probably sounds great when Movie Trailer Voice Guy says it.

“In a world…where a lethal virus…blah, blah, blah, and so forth. One man…”

I’m sure you can fill in the rest.

We’re probably just a few years away from giving movies generic names such as Action Movie 1,017 or Horror Movie 3,012. The studio could use the word “film” instead of “movie” to indicate that it’s a more serious production.

I look forward to this production company’s other movies: Flying Airplane and Deadly Killer (starring Steven Seagal and Gina Carano, no doubt.)

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B. C. Heneghan

Freelancer writing about many topics. Reader, movie lover, and gamer. World’s okayest guitar player. Should have been a chef. Top writer in movies.